So... you're happy with yourself?

Hi
My name is Norrcat. I am an hero. An internet superhero.
I am 22 years old. I don't have too much life in me lately. No urge to push forward and do what I should do. I barely do what I have to not to fail at uni.
Oh hi. You still here? I am possibly in love. But you know, the "possible" part is because the girl doesn't notice me as a viable option. I iz not depresziun b/c of dat.
Well not at the moment at least. I am one broken boy. Well she is too. But that doesn't matter, does it? Well?
Not to mention the one or 2 odd girls that are interested in me, but I am barely in any way. I am not a bastard as some people think I am, or like some people are. I prayed for them to not go emotional, feel bad about it and/or worse. At least this one thing was a success. I can even talk with 'em till this day.
I like the internet. It helps me find stuff to do without moving a muscle. All I do is sit and browse, or wait for something to download. That's all to it there is. The times where I was really anxious are mostly gone. One game lately made me feel like when I was younger. You know, at the age of 12 I had barely any games, and each and everyone took me a lot of time to get fed up with. Now? Hell, if I played for more than 16h, it's a great game. If it was near 8, it's an OK one. But mostly I play games for 4h and go to sleep. Either that or browse some porn.
Oh boy, that's going to kill me one time. Not cigarettes. But porn. No real interaction with women can't be a good thing. Not to mention my great luck in choosing them(women that is). They are either "divine virgins of tease" or "oh yeah I like that" but aren't the ones to share with you- you know the "oh you know just do whatever, it's not like you are going to get some sort of collaboration from me".
Not to mention the fact I don't really know where I am on the sex-graph. I either suck, am good at it or total neutrality in the topic.

It's not I am going to DO something about it. It's one of those things that happen to me. Trying to do something mostly made me feel like shit (I probably am), what makes me loose it sometimes. It's not a beautiful sight, nor am I mentally.

Hurray again, the time of me not being happy with my life comes. I am getting pissed by "the girl". I try to learn and do what I have to do with my school-work. Frakkin A, I started to read stuff I couldn't touch for some time now. Tomorrow it's econometrics time.

Day after day I stop being "emonorrcat" or "bastardnorr" and begin being more and MORE "mehcat" as is "I don't give a fracking fuck cat".

I don't feel unique in any way lately. I expect to go ballistic soon.
Your options are:
01)don't give a fuck □
02)stay and watch □
03)fuel the fire □
04)be ominous □
05)be oblivious □
06)do something about it □
07)die □
08)read this with understanding □
09)call the police □
0A)get me some meds □
0B)help me get a grip □
0C)help me get a life □
0D)be yourself □
0E)fuck the police □
0F)change □
10)notice that this is the 16th point □
11)know what this is □
12)make a "you are really screwed in the head" hand-sign □
13)throw a shoe at a tree □
14)call the air-strike □
15)send me pics □
16)be a bitch/bastard □

Multiple options are possible. I don't want to control or make you choose from a few fine options, do I?

Fuck this shit.